“Soyinka Explodes: ‘Seyi Tinubu Is More Powerful Than Nigeria’s Armed Forces Combined!’”
By Passman Akpos
Nigeria was thrown into a frenzy yesterday as explosive allegations burst into the public space—claims that Seyi Tinubu, son of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, allegedly ordered the secret detention of the President of NANS, Atiku Abubakar Isah, for months through the DSS. According to activist Omoyele Sowore, this followed a brutal attack allegedly carried out by thugs believed to be loyal to Seyi!
Sowore didn’t hold back—he declared that Seyi Tinubu wields power more frightening than the IGP, CDS, NSA and DSS combined…an “unelected authority operating above the law.”
And then came the shocker: Nobel Laureate Prof. Wole Soyinka reportedly lambasted Seyi Tinubu for moving around with military-style convoys, insinuating that the jet fighters deployed to Benin Republic should have been replaced with the raw firepower of Seyi’s security battalion!
> “I saw the military convoy myself!” Soyinka allegedly lamented.“I even called the NSA to confirm the madness.”
The streets went wild.Social media exploded.Nigeria caught fire.
NIGERIANS REACT: ‘HAS PROF BEEN RESTORED TO FACTORY SETTINGS?’
The reactions were savage:
💬 “Prof has opened his box of sense and picked something at last!”
💬 “Is this Temu Prof or the real Prof?”💬 “Somebody should hold him, I need to check something!”
Others praised Soyinka for finally finding his voice:
💬 “Soyinka is speaking out NOW. I can only laugh…”
💬 “The intellectual deity has finally descended!”
Some mocked the Tinubu supporters panicking:
💬 “When you mention Tinubu, everybody from the other side jumps like fire touched them! Why?”
Others questioned moral consistency:
💬 “You cannot condemn illegality and then endorse an unelected NANS head. Leadership must follow due process!”
TINUBU’S CRITICS TURN UP THE HEAT
A thunderous argument erupted over power abuse, double standards, and political hypocrisy:
🔹 “You can’t preach justice while excusing illegitimacy!”
🔹 “Equity demands clean hands!”
🔹 “If he cannot endure criticism, let him lead his family alone!”
THE ULTIMATE SATIRE: ‘SEND SEYI TO BENIN REPUBLIC’
Critics joked flamboyantly:
💣 “Tinubu didn’t need the Air Force to fight the coup; he should have sent his son Seyi!”
💣 “With his military convoy, the coup would have surrendered immediately!”
WHERE DOES SOYINKA STAND?
Many found Soyinka’s voice refreshing… and overdue:
🗣️ “Soyinka has given Tinubu enough time. Now the gloves are off.”
🗣️ “He doesn’t fear anybody’s father.”
But some still questioned:
🤔 “Where exactly does he stand? Supporter? Critic? Confused statesman?”
🤔 “He attacked the government only after months of silence.”
NIGERIA’S POLITICAL THEATRE: MADNESS, MILITARY & MIC-CUTTING
The chaos expanded to the First Lady’s infamous “OFF THE MIC!” episode, reminding Nigerians of the growing perception of unchecked power:
💬 “Imagine the President’s wife dictating how an elected Governor should run his event!”
CONCLUSION: A NATION IN SHOCK, A SYSTEM ON TRIALThis saga has left Nigerians questioning everything:
Who truly governs Nigeria?
Is the presidency running the country—or a family dynasty?
How did a private citizen become a force feared by security chiefs?
One thing is certain:
The drama has only begun. Nigeria is watching—and laughing through the panic.
